Make Him Regret Being Born

So apparently this guy ordered extra spice on his Pad Thai and this was the order receipt he got. I am not a spice guy. Spice gives me violent hiccups. I want to be a spice guy and I try, but it is always the same result. My local taco truck does red and green sauce, but I can only get the red sauce when one specific employee is working. I used to think his brother just hated gringos and was purposely trying to blow out my O ring (Much like whomever printed this receipt), but then I noticed literally anyone else working the taco truck besides my guy was giving me a death burrito. Now I just stick to the green sauce. And I am afraid I have passed it down to my kids. My daughter claims to like spicy stuff and then cries at the bite of a jalapeno. Anyway, I can only imagine how this guy's next morning was.  


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